1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Many believe that college can remedy the deficit, but the findings of another study belie their hope." -The Dumbest Generation by Mark Bauerlein

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What are you touching?
My PC tower

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I really have to think about this one.....uhh, Probably something on History channel...I think I watched TV like 2 or 3 days ago unless video games count and in that case, Left 4 Dead

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
9:20am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:12am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Airplanes, the joys of living by the countries busiest airport

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going to work...Yesterday

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Out my window at the trees and neighbors backyard

9. What are you wearing?
A robe...yup, just a robe

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night...Somewhere between playing Left 4 Dead and the hilarity that regularly ensues and trying to get the bf not mad anymore.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint...its boring

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Well yesterday on my way back from lunch there was a homeless guy shouting non-sensical things on the street...

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Its a quiz..much like any other

15. What is the last film you saw?
Paranormal Activity

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A car I actually liked, enough property and the facilities for some horses, and a few horses...I'm pretty easy to please, I'd prolly invest the rest of it.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I hate selling but am unfortunately good at it

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Text messaging would be obliterated

19. Do you like to dance?
Its ok...I dont seek it out but I'm not opposed

20. George Bush:
Is a moron

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Jade Lynn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Lance McGee, I talked to a guy with that name and its just too epic

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yup

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
This question is assuming there is a god, heaven, and pearly gates, none of which I believe in and I doubt I'll reach nirvana in this lifetime which leaves me with another lifetime to ponder such queries.

Tag....uh I dont care